It's not cool messing with someone else's car. Ever.

I don't care if you hate Smart cars, fucking with someone's car, especially when unprovoked, is bullshit. Let's not condone it.

I take it that you're not familiar with Spokane.

We'll have a Tesla Presidential Limo when we have an electric armored personnel carrier, which won't be soon.

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

Complete with fire!

But killing all those trees for no good reason is admissible?

I hope someone eventually told Katie what it said. #bamaprobs

What else would a Bama fan be doing in there?!

No motive? Really? After all of this you can't look at that picture and deduce a motive?

Not yet, anyway. That's probably going to change someday.

You'd think that Mazda would eventually get rid of the over-dramatic slogans and comparisons to historical figures. No, you aren't Galileo for making a more stylish Camry.

If it's true that he is such a "soft" guy then those messages can be viewed as a defense tactic. If he didn't act "tough" he probably would have been eaten alive.

Because he uses "bitch" and "pussy"?

but it took til now to figure out you're an asshole too.

Couldn't hurt

I bought my first one on Mother's day. Then I bought my second one three years later. On Mother's Day.

Almost-Mrs. Vin thinks I'll willingly give up my motorcycle when we have kids.

Who crosses the line and flashes a sign
Two fingers high in the sky?
Digits up and down, acting a clown,
Everyone knows it's Sjinkie.