Yea, so funny to spew that shit all over guys on bikes out to enjoy the nice day. You sir are as much of a twatwaffle for thinking that’s funny as the brotard driving and the cuntstick filming.

So being a massive asshole is your definition of “fun?” You must be one classy guy!

No, sir. It’s not “pretty damn funny”. I’m sure if you were a cyclist or motorcyclist you’d have a very different opinion. It’s just stupid.

I do. I have no idea why.

Fuck yes.

You old dudes are seriously getting excited over turn signals in the hood.

You decide to open your task manager, aka the magic computer gun you unlock when you enter the cheat code “ctrl+alt+del.”

Yeah when I was a kid, Pawn Shops were known as Hock Shops.

Part of me says leave this poor delusional man alone, the other part says rip this joke apart.

Well, he knows what he doesn’t know. I’d say that’s a hell of a lot.

The true test will be if your neighborhood drug dealer rebadges it.

I'm pretty staunchly in favor of police demilitarization, and would even go so far as to describe myself as the treasonous "anti-police", but... come the fuck on.

Now I'm trying to figure out where I got the notion that Kotaku broke an embargo on reviewing a game....

What's Kotaku average user age? How many people got this reference?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We are all Cardale Jones

UPDATE (3:59pm): Ubisoft has sent a statement out to several outlets, not including Kotaku. From PCGamer: