Not compare myself to an orange.

First entry?! Lawd, where have you been?

Madea Goes to Oklahoma

Race Off

Well Haynesworth got five games for stomping on a guy's head. I don't think this is as bed as that, but I don't think it is 1/5th of it either. The pre-season game suspensions are meaningless. It should have been 2-3 games regular season, IMO.

::gets angry::

Balls the size of cantelopes

I agree about the MSF courses for two reasons. Firstly, they are about as much fun as you can possibly have over a weekend. Secondly, it is statistically proven that you are less likely to get in an accident after taking one. Some insurance companies even offer you a discount if you show you've passed certain courses.

Holy crap! I won? I had panda17 pegged as the winner, as his had me in fits of laughter. Great job everyone and see you all tomorrow!

...or you could just not be an achievement score whore...

Dear Bobsplosion,

Did you at any point ever expect to write the sentence; "...be interrupted by players crashing blimps into the field, etc?"? :D

[@dszymborski]

Shoulda been you, Ruben Amaro Jr.

A true ambassador of Jalopnik class.

"...just hook me up to the orgasmatron now."

Behold, the bringer of light.

We stand together.

"China will grow larger"