+1 large helping of meat sauce.

It was great to meet them and share some pics of our watches and families, however next time I'll wait until after the lasagna to show them my son.

Whew, this story is like a breath of fresh air. I'm so sick and tired of hearing about athletes getting charged with murder.

No good J.J., no one's going to take these tweets seriously. Time for Plan B.

@TheCUTCH22 "Man I'm gonna make this Hymen bleed for misspelling my name"

Red Nine standing by.

I thought I somehow got a free copy of Prison Architect, as it magically appeared in my inventory. woohoo! Maybe it was part of a bundle and I didn't realize it?! Then I realized it was just a useless card. A pointless icon. What a fool I was.

Tomorrow, my friend.

tomorrow my friend, the teaser card is telling you that

I was hoping Prison Architect would be on sale today :(

I like his YouTube username.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

ok

Stone Cold was awesome. He had the best persona ever. I personally don't give a shit about actual wrestling skills because its fake and I am not 7 years old.

Tragic. Tour rider tests positive for second-hand antler spray.

You had to Google Beavis and Butthead? Damn I feel old.

Werth's a bum. He's a bum.

It sure is.

Wow. A couple of feet closer, and his pants would have had an awful bodily fluid stain.

You are an idiot.