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TheMelroseMullet

Is Steely Dan good?

This deserves to be set to the Titanic music.

Wings- do you prefer them wet or dry?

RIP Tiger

Hey, you. Go back to studying your 1L stuff.

It’s ok, kid. Keep working hard and you can come to Ohio State in a few years. Go Bucks.

Grandpa, is that you?

I starred this comment because you told me to Listen and then you proved your argument with Counter Strike and then you told a coach not to touch a sport.

Are you all taking Deadspin HOF nominees for 2016 or are we still working on 2015? I nominate Curt Schilling because if you need that spelled out “your a first class dick.”

These band kids are punk as fuck.

Oh snap!

Prayers up for Yeezy.

Wait! I thought we liked Alexander Hamilton?

Will Jose Fernandez end up in heaven or hell? Being Cuban he will find pitching in the heat of hell inviting but heaven offers better coastal views (not that that’s a selling point for him!).

Samer???

How does Daylight Savings Time save daylight? It makes it get dark earlier!

I’m filing this blog away so in 2021 I can unearth it and use it as a reference guide for some Guys I Remember.

Given his disgusting dietary habits, it seems that Francona is really embracing his Ohio citizenship.