You’re drunk man.

Took him out of the Senate?The Vice President is President of the senate.

Band of Horses: Yay or Nay?

Who got the drunkest at the Deadspin Awards?

Athletes should be fairly compensated for their work!

He’s probably not thrilled, but I’m not sure Baker is necessarily upset with Espinosa’s lack of production. Espinosa’s season OBP is .306 and he’s slumping but he isn’t giving up stupid outs. As long as your offensively-limited shortstop (who made only $2.8 million in 2016) is getting on base and playing solid defense…

Johnny’s is mine too. The guy lives in bed and department stores and dominates big league hitters in his down time.

Which athlete’s Instagram is your favorite and why?

A great young man and a great talent. RIP.

Before I go read the Ted Cruz piece, please define “to cuck.”

Deadspin needs more maps.

Lainey Gossip had something in June about Angelina wanting to sell their French vineyard and get into British politics and Brad didn’t want to do that.

I'm currently sitting on the beach drinking a stiff margarita. I wanted to tell you that. So my question is...do you prefer your margarita salted, lightly salted, or no salt?

Who is the smartest person on staff? Also, the first person who actually answers this question is, in fact, the dumbest.

The Postmortal.

I’ve been to the taqueria in downtown Dayton that Drew mentioned. I don’t remember much about the food, but as I was walking out of the restaurant on July 23, 2011 (RIP Amy W.), some obese 10 year old boy walked in wearing a dirty, oversized shirt that read, “Indoor Person.”

It's called The Armpit.

On a scale of 1-10, how much does Joey Votto hate Samer?

All my work is done, nobody is here, my boss is leaving for good in a week. I should leave work, right?

I'm calling this list like I see it: West Coast Bias.