TheMelroseMullet
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TheMelroseMullet
Nov 14 2018
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How’s Torts going this semester?

Oct 12 2018
5

Great job, Tony Precum.

Oct 5 2018
56

At this point, the only successful books associated with Clay Travis are sportsbooks.

Aug 9 2018
4

I’m wondering the same thing. Any Michigan lawyers have an answer?

May 22 2018
10

Reading the shit in the grays for this post makes me feel so alive, which is ironic because most of the grays are stoolies wishing Laura would get AIDS.

Apr 20 2018
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In a game of 21 between the three Jeopardy kids, who would win?

Jan 12 2018
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A shrewd move by Marky Mark. He had all the leverage to make this big demand, so props to him and his agent for getting it done. He can afford to send his kids to college now! Read more

Dec 8 2017
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What were your favorite posts on Deadspin’s pages this year?

Nov 1 2017
4

The first Saturday in May.

Oct 30 2017
2

Sounds like a keeper.

Oct 29 2017
2

He’s from Greenwich too!

Oct 23 2017
4

At least we still have pizza reviews.

Oct 18 2017
2

Unsurprisingly, after being followed out the door by Jurich, Pitino entered the back door at an Italian restaurant.

Oct 16 2017
41

Ol’ 45! Grabbin’ pussies and strikin’ balls!

Oct 16 2017
3

I echo Deamon Drake. Nothing has made more sense to me than the batting cage analogy.

Oct 11 2017
11

Portnoy was thisclose to saying they have “binders” full of girls working at Barstool. Read more

Oct 11 2017
1

In Twellman’s full rant on SportsCenter, he threw out “a billion dollars” going into MLS and youth soccer.