How’s Torts going this semester?

Great job, Tony Precum.

At this point, the only successful books associated with Clay Travis are sportsbooks.

I’m wondering the same thing. Any Michigan lawyers have an answer?

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/in-defense-of-skyline-chili-the-good-kind-of-diarrhea-1793603425#amp-wzzR-_IFXqFefObHGvLfxoHkLwtFMzRH8Q00Lnrz900PdkGCUjL-NOqhVvC6mbpZ

Reading the shit in the grays for this post makes me feel so alive, which is ironic because most of the grays are stoolies wishing Laura would get AIDS.

I’ll take this one, Deadspin staff.

In a game of 21 between the three Jeopardy kids, who would win?

A shrewd move by Marky Mark. He had all the leverage to make this big demand, so props to him and his agent for getting it done. He can afford to send his kids to college now!

What were your favorite posts on Deadspin’s pages this year?

The first Saturday in May.

Sounds like a keeper.

8-8

He’s from Greenwich too!

At least we still have pizza reviews.

Unsurprisingly, after being followed out the door by Jurich, Pitino entered the back door at an Italian restaurant.

Ol’ 45! Grabbin’ pussies and strikin’ balls!

I echo Deamon Drake. Nothing has made more sense to me than the batting cage analogy.

Portnoy was thisclose to saying they have “binders” full of girls working at Barstool.

In Twellman’s full rant on SportsCenter, he threw out “a billion dollars” going into MLS and youth soccer.