Nice job with the Deadspin 25, Nick. They were impeccably researched and written well. Very enjoyable reads about teams I otherwise wouldn’t give a toot about.

This is bad, but not as bad as the section about Louisville that just has pictures of Rick Pitino’s sausage.

Why no picture of the white guy???!!!?! White tears!!!!

Anupama’s response to Marcus Allen was great:

Lamar won’t be satisfied with Louisville’s performance.

Who is the best slow pitch softball player on staff?

lol cuz he’s fat

Don’t worry, Josh Rosen. It’s so cold in Cleveland that you’re encouraged to put a hot tub in your living space.

Pay the man, Baltimore.

Racism in Europe? No way! /s

Pay the man, Baltimore. Or else someone else will.

Thanks for that. What kind of whiskey are you drinking?

Up until this point, the only website where I would get rock-hard after clicking on something involving an 18-year old was Pornhub. No longer!  Now I can include Deadspin on that list after reading this article.

No matter how many tickets you give to a celebrity, they will never be satisfied.

I think there are Division 1 college baseball players who can dunk but can’t hit a home run with a wood bat. A wood bat has absolutely no pop. In high school, I could barely hit the ball out of the infield with a wood bat but I could grab the rim.

Call me when Robert E. Lee’s statue is removed from the Kentucky State Capitol building.

He would be an MVP candidate if he could work the count and hit.

The Wegmans brand virgin olive oil, because everything by Wegmans rules.

The Wegmans brand virgin olive oil, because everything by Wegmans rules.

Brett Favre really let himself go.

Dembele and Auba were strong in this match as well, and with Pulisic attacking with them this season, DAP will be a ridiculous goal-scoring trio.