O/U number of years he throws his ejaculate on Jodie Foster: 25

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.381 career OBP, 1,800 runs, 3,300 hits.

Good idea, seeing as it does get pretty cold in New York on October nights.

+1

I like your thinking, however, being a straight male, I gotta put Natalie at #1. For the Harvard education of course.

Leave Natalie alone. In the overall Jew rankings, she's #1. Woody Allen is near the bottom.

Totally, bro. Totally.

Girlfriend in the top photo, second from left, needs to get a Chipotle gift card for Valentine's Day.

But once the money shield goes away, the bankruptcy shield comes into play.

I'm going with pink eye, contracted in a Sochi bathroom.

Before I get excited about how cool this is, I would just like it to be confirmed that Nathan Yau is not a serial killer.

You're lucky. The cold weather would've made everyone's skin even tighter.

You haven't answered my initial question either. Quit deflecting it. And I thought Stephen from Django Unchained was hilarious.

I'm just wondering if you have examples. It remains to be seen if the two black women on SNL are funny. As far as I know SNL just responded to the public outcry.

Do you have examples of actual funny and talented people who have been denied opportunities? Or is that just your subjective opinion?

I wonder how you develop such wonderful comments.

I usually think they are acceptable on weekends too. Usually I don't wash my hair on Sunday so I wear a baseball hat to conceal the greasy nastiness.

I know. And you're clueless.