Sorry, didn't mean to do that. I'm approaching 30 so I feel you when I realize I'm six years removed from my senior year of college. Were you a member of a sorority/fraternity?

It's ok because you are TFTC.

Sup ladies,

My favorite WS album, and that track is excellent. I'm also a big fan of 'little bird' and 'death letter.'

Wait...AJ Hawk isn't the best linebacker ever?

Good comment.

This is the part where smartphones come in handy.

What's the matter with New Albany? It's just an affluent suburb. Everyone who doesn't live there trashed it, but there's really no good reason to trash it.

Rich white girls- the only class of girls who don't like being sexually harassed, right?

Haven't seen it, but if I were you I would finish the movie before reaching conclusions.

God I love being patronized in the morning.

That makes sense and pretty much answers the question I just posed.

But doesn't science disagree with you? Arguendo, couldn't pervs just walk into a woman's restroom or dressing room and declare they are a woman once they are arrested, assuming they do something lewd?

So does one become female first, and then begin hormone therapy? Or does one become female once hormone therapy starts? Just wondering because I'm not really sure how the process works.

I'm confused. Did this happen in 2009 or just recently?

After reading this, don't forget to "like" Deadspin on Facebook.

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Great article, Luke. But you left out the part where you danced with Bradley's wife.

Would you share a cigarette with AJ Daulerio?

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