I dunno what you are saying. All I can deduce is that you are really fucking annoying.

The end of 'Bows+Arrows' is so juicy. But be careful, it might also make you cry.

The most killer music? Whomever recommended Soulja Slim.

I would date her, for I long to be the 1%.

'Bridesmaids'

+1

non-Christmas-themed-but-still-songs-about-religion DUAN

+1

It makes me feel old knowing that the members of the team now don't have to use tar to get their hands sticky.

"1971 Projected Top Draft Pick" would've also rung true for Dwight 40 years ago.

Without taking questions, Kaman stepped up to the podium to address the press and said, "And at once I knew I was not magnificent."

Congrats! It feels good! I hate to think about how my classes next semester will get none of my attention.

I would like to see the new Mission Impossible. But I don't even know what's out right now, I haven't had a life for the past four months.

That's actually a really good idea. I obviously have not given this much thought yet. But I'm definitely into art, but I'm not sure if she is. Any other ideas?

DUAN

I had just planned on going to a movie. If we are hungry, we can go out for dinner or drinks after. I'm really open to anything.

I would be welcome to new ideas. #nothingtodoonafridaynighteithe...

Yep, we are going to do something tomorrow night.

If you continue to hang out with him, he is going to think you like him. It's very difficult to get into the friend zone. If you think he is so cool you should probably just date him.

'Circle of Life' from the Lion King. Also, just about any song in Aladdin.