I think Dr. Octagon (Kool Keith) had just left a mental institution right before he recorded this album. Deranged indeed.

That's juicy.

What kinds of other bad decisions has he made?

In late 2001, Arthur Andersen, in an effort to encourage corporations to reorganize their finances, started the "Chapter 11 not 7" campaign.

In order to entice Pat Burrell to join the Marlins, members of the team took him on a cougar hunt at the Rose Bar at the Delano.

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Given UCLA's high number of Asian-American students, Combs might not see an All White party for a while.

A low retention rate, a sub-par peer review and a graduation rate around 70%.

If he moves to Upper Arlington or Bexley he can remain Urban Meyer, but if he moves to New Albany he should be called Rural Meyer.

BYU?

This isn't as bad as the other lawsuit still pending in Minnesota, where the T-Wolves filed a claim against a rat-looking Ricky Rubio for violating Section 1 of the Vermin Act.

Don't worry about it. He's interested, but he is probably also shy and wants to be absolutely sure you are into him. Just give it some time and make sure he knows you like him.

What's his speciality?

The two opposed ideas in Fitzgerald's mind? To drink or to whore his stories.

Just wait until OU-Zanesville goes to Oberlin, where the student section will dress up as Panda Bear and Avey Tare and start singing "Lion in a Coma."

"preposterous gymnastics"

That kid really has some motor.

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I don't believe you, but based on your prose, I believe you are an undergraduate.

Here's the killer statement: