I'm not sure, you're the editor. I'd say whatever the industry standard is, if you consider blogging an industry. Mariotti probably doesn't.

How much longer do you see Barry staying at Deadspin? The guy probably deserves a pay raise, and if you don't give it to him, I'm sure someone will.

Well, in case you were wondering, it ended up being juicy.

He even has a mangina. It's true. Yep.

DUAN

LaRussa did the extraordinary, however, by breaching ABA Model Rules 1.1 and 1.4 in one inning.

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Such a dubious honor.

When do you usually play?

Unfortunately for Hustler and their actresses, Fred Hickman wasn't able to come that day.

+1

I laughed. But only because I have a big nose.

According to everyone who didn't, or doesn't, go to law school, it's only assault if the hot dog hit him.

+1 summer homework assignment

See: The Lion King (in Disney 3D!)

+1

Good analysis.

"I wish the epilogue to [this] story was knowing and memorizing what kind of magical damage control powers I must have employed in the weeks after that to win her over."

Coldplay gets such a bad rap from one line in a movie.

And all this time we thought 'animated by amateur passions' was strictly reserved for ambiguous adult material in Disney movies.