"End of Two-A-Days"

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Having not seen a memorable home run in quite some time, the Pirates have based a 'The Shot 'Round The City' promotion around this incident. So next Friday, the Pirates will give free insulin injections to the first 20,000 fans.

Stevie Wonder had the same cake for his past birthday. But unfortunately, he found out what the cake looked like before he blew out the candles.

I dunno if the spice or the sour had anything to do with it, but I laughed myself to tears reading that first paragraph. You rule, Barry.

This isn't as bad as the time a bottle of Maker's Mark fucked Billy Gillispie.

Has it ended yet? I turned it off.

Boring baseball DUAN

Whenever I want to remind myself that I screwed up past relationships and didn't attend an elite private high school, I listen to Bows+Arrows.

Pot dealer not calling you back DUAN

If it's from Chipotle, guac.

Along with the plastic in the pool, Santa was acting as life-preserver.

"I'm going to attempt to sign the player who takes the most BP pitches in the Home Run Derby."

From Smash Mouth to Jason Aldean, the MLB has been illuminating the masses to music that Pitchfork doesn't review.

If you look closely, you can see Wambach's nipple next to Solo's gloves.

SPOILER: DUMBLEDORE IS ALREADY DEAD

This made me chuckle.

Yeah, Kiner's Rounded Edge, this is Deadspin, where our rule supercede those of everything else.