The shirts will be sent to DPRK, which reported the Heat swept the series and won the final game by putting the ball into the goalmouth many times.

DUAN

But why is DUAN closed?

After the game, Dirk called his broker and bought 112 shares of GlaxoSmithKline.

"wages of narcissism"

*slow clap*

Roger, if you want to wave your dick around, at least take us to a wrestling match first.

Nice.

Trying to distance themselves from the conscription of WWI, teams attempted to draft as few African-Americans as possible.

The Dro keeper knew that with a win, Dro would have hosted the under-achieving German club, Danke.

"...endured over 1,800 balls...before succumbing to...the pleurisy."

DUAN music thread

(giggling)

That's a great idea. How could it be coordinated without Simmons knowing?

Another PK, Patrick Bouvier Kennedy, made plans for a September birthday party but showed up too early.

Anthony Natale made roughly the same amount of money for signing Mr. Holland's Opus.

100/1 Terrelle Pryor on why his conduct was 'malum prohibitum.'

"If you lose, you pick up your chicken, hold your head high and walk out with class and dignity."

Following his decision to leave Ohio State, Pryor announced that he will play football for the University of Canada.