Some people just have a Sikh sense of humor.

Battier: I’m thinking we go with a 90’s boy band hit.

[takes a shot]

He looks like a penis with a grimace face

A-Rod: "You guys know how to play 'La Bamba'?"

"How'd he get back up?"

There's only one man for the job.

I hate hyperbolic titles more than anything ever.

This is just ludicrous. I absolutely cannot believe that Geno Smith was intercepted before coming anywhere near a touchdow—

[Receives vicious blindside hit from Standards]
[Blacks out; fumbles joke]
[Spends rest of life feeling cloudy, with a sensitivity to light, GIF-related humor]

"Who is Pete Rose?"

There's no way West Virginians would be able to name another state.

Clark, why don't you have a seat right over here...

Perfect timing with "He can't wait to interact with the kids."

For those who've never seen it, this might be the greatest video on YouTube:

Yes, I'm the real Clark The Cub!

He's just reminding his teammates of the stakes.

So the Niners are planning for more QB runs this week, after all.

It must be -100 degrees in there if he's wearing sleeves and a hat.