Seems like they're really milking this. Millen is now claiming he was still stoned three years later when he drafted Charles Rogers.

Don't be ridiculous, guysh. Steve Francis has never had an allergy to being shellfish.

Meanwhile, a 37 year-old Tim Duncan is not only NOT dying from an untreated shellfish allergy, but is still playing professional basketball at a high level.

"And, you know, it's basketball too. Used to be, a dunk was just that - a 'dunk.' Nowadays, though, it's 'takin' it to the house.'

Used to be, getting taken to the house was a privilege, something for those in the fields to aspire to. Now it's getting bandied about like nothing. Disgusting."

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

Jesus, Dan really burned a lot of bridges yesterday. Thankfully, those bridges had already been closed by Chris Christie.

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Holy shit. My entire perception of Dan Le Batard just changed in an instant.

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

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Dan, you magnificent Le bastard!

And just like that, Lebatard is my new favorite ESPN gasbag.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

Williams could not taste anything ... his mother, Ozepher Fluker, said, so she advised him to go to the hospital

Grammar scholarships.

Before we rush to judgment here, we should find out how many dicks this dude has.

They actually tried this in America already, only instead of soccer it was college football, instead of players it was an assistant coach, and instead of the field of play, it was a shower.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

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