but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson

Coach Flores: Hey, Ray — one question.

Look at that fucking painted parking lot they're playing on.

Vagina: SODA CAN (Mountin' Dew)

Rectum: SODA CAN (Mountain Doo)

[dying]

As a guy, I'm always most shocked by the fact that plethora of penis injuries that make up this list. Seriously, who would ever want to stick something through the urethra? You deserve to lose your johnson for being that dumb

"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"

"EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES"

Smith: [tries to learn from this mistake]

and Newton—a supremely talented athlete who doesn't fit nicely into any kind of mold—is their next logical target.

nice tweet by King at the end, a season saver. good for him, he needed that.

Candice: It's okay if you that's too much for you, Hawkins. After all, Daddy has trouble with finishing too. That's why I call you our little miracle.

God dammit, Tony, you really need to learn to stop forcing it in there at exactly the wrong time.

[builds punchline around Cowboys offensive line]

"Choke"

Too easy?

Bear REALLY bothered by bee

Bear Bothered By Bea