Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire. Read more
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"Some people are fans of the Carolina Panthers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Carolina Panthers..." Read more
Kid's got a great future in sports reporting. His irony skates right on the edge of sarcasm, but never crosses. Read more
Orioles Clothing Hanger Read more
Columbia, Miss =\= Columbia, Mo Read more
And let this be recorded as the first time in human history that telling a dude he had a big cock elicited a negative reaction. Read more
Ben Wyatt at 25? Did you even watch this show? Read more
My brief story was an elderly woman came in to our store and ordered a burger. Read more
I think I know who this article is really meant for:
When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them. Read more
Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble. Read more
This is like a "Key & Peele" skit for white folks. Read more
John Wall = awesome dude Read more
I have just one question. Read more
Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together. Read more
Kugler: [returns to office in darkened UTEP field house] Read more
And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in! Read more
Whose Defensive Line Is It Anyway? Read more
Here's the thing: candy corn tastes good. Read more