"... it's about the journey, not the beer."

Sure, bathing in wine isn't embarrassing... until you post it on twitter and all your Franzia doing it.

"$65? You can fill a bathtub with Manischwitz for like $3."

And you know what? It was. We made the ALCS for the first time since I was in elementary school. We lost a few close games. We didn't play to our full potential. The bounces didn't go our way. At all. The Royals pen shut us down. But I'm proud of our guys and what they were able to pull off this year, even with Manny…

Pretty sure the original comment was a joke and it just flew over your head

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

http://makeagif.com/i/k2Ancl

But if you did that, then why did Burneko say it was fruit that could be eaten in a fruitlike manner? WHY DID HE SAY THAT, JOLIE??????

Juxtapose (April 11)

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

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This is technically the third prank. The second was convincing him that playing for the Padres is "getting called up to the big leagues."

[wags]

Every country in the world gets to compete in the World Cup.

So what?

Man, if I wanted to show someone who wasn't familiar with the sport what hockey was all about, I would sit them down and show them the two overtime periods.

Jerk off oils, ranked.

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

I posted it because I find it funny.

Oh my god! Wes Welker's dog is SO cute!!