Of all mouth-destroying foods, Cap'n Crunch is by far the most mouth-destroyingest.

There's also a blanket inducted, which is fucking weird. That's DEFINITELY not a toy.

Free Rex Grossman!

Jake Plummer has 20. #justfacts

I take it this Samer is a bitter Cowboys' fan.

The only dick in this photo is the one walking through the aisle during a pitch.

If you're Rob Ryan going to McDonald's, you can get whatever you God damn please.

I dunno, I think this one is legit: http://espn.go.com/college-footba…

Just another couple of talking heads going on about a house burning down.

Man: [sits down to eat]

I guess we'll never know what does the Fox say.

By my estimation, this video is missing at least 2,591,970 seconds of "suck."

If there's one thing LeBron learned from his teammates, it's that you should definitely be nice to moms. You never know what could happen.

Confusing 5'11" and 6'4" football players seems to be a trend this year.

Jacque Jones: [refreshes]

I like this process because it encourages Jacque Jones to cast one vote at a time as he moves from computer to computer at his local library.

Step 1: count votes

I just have one question and one concern.

clearly a fan of swallowing.

No joke here... just wanted to say this is the funniest thing you've put up in a while. I basically got fired because of "You can walk Saige with it."