I'd like to think Andy farted on him.

I'll give Verne credit: that replay was the most spot-on call I've heard him make in years.

Sweet potatoes have their own damn Thanksgiving preparation, dammit Marchman!

Pictured: Ursa Minors

Keep at it kid, it'll come to ya.

Zolak: So Rob, if you like that esoteric physics stuff, what are your thoughts on string theory?

Yup. Even the shithead players, to some extent. There's absolutely no reason amateur sports should be paired with college other than an accident of history.

Wow. I ended up feeling incredibly bad for almost every single party in this story. The faculty, the advisors, the players, damn near everyone. Well, except for the coaches and NCAA. Per usual.

Um, where you went 9-7, 13-3, 10-5-1 and 6-10? And then immediately went on to continued long term sustained success? Boo fucking hoo. This comment section is going to be so full of "UGHHHHHH I remember THAT season" when really there's only a couple teams fan bases that can remotely legitimately complain about…

"Look at me! I'm just like Apolo OH NO!"

If she just stays down she will be simultaneously starting and stopping the swelling on her face.

My favorite tidbit is that Jason Campbell has started for 4 of the bottom 6 on the chart.

Bullshit. The Vikings haven't started a quarterback in years.

It's enough to make you want to go looking for that old NES system in your mom's attic.

This is the guy who steals your girlfriend when she's studying abroad in Europe.

I think you should let the bully have his fun, then hope he moves on to weaker prey.

"GIT IN ME BELLAY!"

I will not be satisfied until he eats someone.