And one point, McConaughey, while grocery shopping with Leto, runs into one of his old pals who can't believe he's hanging out with one of them crossdressing gays. McConaughey turns on his tough-guy face: "He's a person, just like you and me." This is a movie about the AIDS crisis that feels obliged to remind us that…

Bad analogy. Muslims are good people and cardinals fans are not. Also, cardinals fans hate Muslims. Try again.

Wow. I really liked the part where the Heat fans left when the game ended.

He also used to be a writer for Bleacher Report

FAU will be holding a press conference in a few minutes

Truly disturbing to know that people that work on a college campus would be around people that use marijuana

This can only end with Lane Kiffin being named their next head coach.

Pictured: Carl Pelini, about to go down, over grass

Well this brought back a flood of memories.

Bills GM: This is very important. Please do your best to identify Buffalo on this map of New York.

And as an American who's never lived in New York City, I'm amused at the lack of knowledge New Yorkers have about everything outside the boroughs. But that's evened out by the abundance of annoying arrogance and love of Red Sox-Yankee telecasts.

IT PUTS THE FREE THROW IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

I'm sorry Christian. Not even Wendy Peffercorn is capable of resuscitating your season.

"What's accuracy got to do with it?"

"I'm not an expert, Ernie"

"I'm here for the Gyro Ball."
-John Kruk, dressed in a tuxedo

Not the first time a blonde has fallen victim to a DP on Halloween

it's evidence that baseball games would get much higher ratings if they were always played by people in costume

There's a reason their slogan is "it's not delivery it's DiGiorno." It is better than half the carry-out pizza you can get.