First-time commenter, well that's just fucking fantastic.

Seriously, Tom, I don't know why we don't make this whole "bear" thing a regular, weekly feature. Kick the idea around a little!

District of Columbia Challengers

If he was going to put a team in space, I'd recommend breaking all ties with one of the sadder periods in our nation's history. How about "the challengers" instead?

Little known fact about David Eckstein: He has tried over 30 DUI cases in his career, all of them involving Tony LaRussa.

Sorry, I'm still confused. If all those books are on his desk, then what the hell is he sitting on?

"We're losing the mainstream demographics for our show and NBC is pushing us out of the lineup, what can we do?!"

He has more range as an actor than he did as a shortstop.

You'd totally never see shit like this happening at a Cardinals game. I mean, that fucking city doesn't even have a basketball team.

Slump buster.

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If only Kenbrell Thompkins played Pokemon. At least then, he would learn how to catch something.

The CDC had to show up after another report of resistant staff.

Because of Drew, I simply cannot read the word, 'Haughty' without it following, 'Dipshit.' Please correct.

"All the free Coke you would want" was also a key part of SMU's recruiting pitch in the `80s.

OMG this is totally unrealistic. That boy on Michael's crotch is at least 18.

It's understandable given their recent sanctions, but it's a reminder that Ohio State is still about two years behind one of their fellow Big 10 schools.

A Schiano Man would start packing his bag and put his house on the market

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.