Casual Fan: [Watches slim blond flail about to ten-year-old dance music]
[Continues watching blond dance as if inebriated]
[Yawns]
[Stops watching Patrick Kane goal celebration; returns eyes to Ellen episode]

Hey, either way he's going to see someone who's willing to go to the crease.

It's kind of weird that if you buy pre-spiked rootbeer people might make fun of you for it, but if you just poured bourbon into a glass of rootbeer, people would be like "oh hells yeh."

/doying.

I don't know why this makes him laugh so much, but I had a huge smile the entire time I listened to this.

Busch league

Have to disagree with the Freese one, Tom. The greatest white guy in the NBA ever, Larry Bird, never celebrated after scoring. Hell, he wouldn't even acknowledge the daughter as his own years later.

A far more suitable celebration:

Or a violent conflict over control of Northern Ireland.

Even so, Ditka would have punted and let his defense make up the points.

"I fail to see any problem with the name"

Keep the name and change the logo to Shanahan's face.

Between the legs reach around!

This email is totally depressing to those of us intelligent, sensitive men who participated in fraternities. When I was a frat brother, yes we did drink, but we never, ever would "mack" or "hit on" girls that were past the point of good judgment. That's a horrible awful thing to do. In my frat, we learned a sense of…

It's not his fault that 48 points in regulation wasn't enough for a win. It's his fault that 48 points in regulation wasn't enough for a tie.

And all the SMU fan go crazy.

Of course not.

As a guy that lives and breathes Cardinals baseball, I should've loved what happened there, but that was one of the most gut-wrenching things I've ever had to endure. I feel the same about the whole Cubs/Bartman thing too.