Dallas Cowboys hold team prayer that there won’t be domestic violence charges against any players this week.

It’s almost like this guy is an incorrigible shitbag.

Seems like the perfect fit for the organization that has shown no remorse about fucking its fans over and over.

While it didn’t happen in the ring that I know of, apparently there were a number of people over the years who thought starting a fight with Andre The Giant was a good idea.

I attribute 90 percent of the Patriots’ success to this fact—just maintain a level somewhere above competence and you’re already two steps ahead of the rest of the league

The narrative of the greedy overpaid millionaire athlete is very lucrative for the lowest common denominator.

Still an improvement over their starter.

They don’t even come close to floods in China in 1931 and 1887, and the 2004 Tsunami had about the same death toll as Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.

Please leave and take this affront to humanity with you. You and your devil cake are not welcome here.

I’m sure there will be plenty of responses by those in the grays that show just how many people are buying the Chargers’ side here.

He’s half Iranian, and I think they’re known to jerk big dongs in the sports that they play.

Oh great, playing the “First Amendment violation” card? Ugh...roll xkcd:

Contrary to popular belief he isn’t stupid. He said what it was on purpose and for a reason. It was a very specific fuck you to the USADA

But CBD oil is already legal in all 50 states. Now THC Cartridge is a different story which is what it appears he is smoking. However, if it was just CBD oil, then there should be no issue, but I also agree he should have just told them to F off.

Wait so I only have to vote for him and it'll be legal? Will it happen immediately, or like in a few minutes?

I get the distinct feeling that if I vote for Gary Johnson, nothing will come of it. Doesn’t mean I won’t do it anyway.

You mean Cleatus. I’ll go let Valencia punch me in the temple now.

Unless the cleats in question were actually FROM the rep’s company.

Somehow I picture Billy Bob Thornton when you say Cletus.

These type of endorsement deals are in the 10-20k per year range; it’s marketing through quanity rather than quality and it’s generally paid as such. Meaning, basically every major leaguer has one of these deals.