Sounds like a Valencia has a problem with the valet rather than the Butler.

You forgot the whatever.

“Lotche and the Pissycats”

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Poor pitcher just wanted to get Eaton out...

+1

I have toiled over your comment and find relief in knowing the splattering of news whether yellow or much clearer still has a place in today’s soiled bowl of journalism.

Do you think he enjoys living like this?...the shame, the humiliation... I wonder if his little brother took off with his public urination pass?

That’s why he’s on the swim team and not the diving team. A good plunger would never let that happen to a bathroom.

Well done, sir. Well done.

And the security guard was merely requesting their Public Urination Pass!

Kohler heads could have prevailed

This comment is #1—definitely not #2.

*trickle* - also, could Sep Bladder somehow be responsible for this ?

Perfection. +1

I moened.

On a side note the goldfish died.

This wouldn’t even be a story if he were just some random John and not an Olympic athlete.

The Orange monopolies still do very well in Expected Return