Jerry gets no benefit of the doubt. He’s an asshole.

Your article is a really shitty take on this.

Chief Wahoo is to Cleveland fans what Donald Trump is to Republicans: you stand behind him because he’s your guy but dammit, can’t we just make him go away for fucks sake because he is embarrassing the shit out of us.

Thing is, if he actually abused molly (aka MDMA) he’d have been suspended by four games by the NFL. By abusing his wife Molly he wasn’t actually suspended.

Browns want to be morally 0-16 on the season as well as actually 0-16.

At least go the college route and toss the guy that targets with his helmet.

This is the dangers of inbreeding

Computer has the stones to go for 2 at the end to win it once and for all. Seems like the right call logically but no coach would do it because of fear of being eviscerated in the press.

1 for 5 for -1 yard gets you inducted into the Cleveland Browns Ring of Honor these days.

And here I thought he was the dude that invented the pill because he’s a hero for real “fucking people”. Not sure you need to be actively fornicating to invest in the stock market, but maybe I’m doing it wrong, which explains my results. Actually, I’m not a “real fucking person” all that often so apparently I’m doing…

People, the NFL is essentially the gladiator days reinvented. Guys are literally dying for our entertainment. There are horrific injuries every single week, not even including freak things like the Bridgewater injury, that are “part of the game”.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki individually may have taken more lives by fire than the rest of the elements combined in the history of man.

I see your awesome pads and raise you an electroluminescent hockey helmet

Do the Chargers think anyone is buying their side of the story? Do they think they are going to bully him into accepting a bad deal by getting the media to badmouth Bosa? Did they think Bosa was not going to respond and just roll over? Are they really that arrogant and stupid?

A Japanese pitcher with a massive dong. Breaking ties and busting stereotypes. Good for Yu!

Yeah, he kind of gave the wrong answer to the question which is how this whole mess got started. Instead of answering “CBD oil”, he should have answered “fuck you, that’s what’s in the vape”

Listen people, I know how the shoe endorsement game works. I’m just making a cheap joke here. That’s how deadspin commenting game works...

The real shocker here is that Danny Valencia has a shoe endorsement deal, as in, some shoe company marketing whiz thinks that as many as one, or more, human being somewhere on this giant round ball we call “Earth” will be so impressed to see Valencia’s majestic-1.0-WAR ass wearing a pair of said shoes and say to…

It was a fantastic ceremony if you love three-hour weird-ass halftime shows where people dance around in a bunch of bizarre but colorful shit in random formations to crappy music interrupted sporadically by over-exuberant announcers.

He should have answered every question with the Gator chomp and no words. It would have been a much more accurate and articulate response.