Reminds me of a girl I dated in college, if she had a shell.

Alternate theory: the wig is an alien that controls his brain. Trump’s hair is one too. These aliens are inherently evil, self-serving, and look down on the rest of humanity, and plot to destroy us and/or make us miserable for their own personal enjoyment.

You know why he doesn’t make something up, or answer the question? Because he’s Bill Fuckin’ Belichick, and he don’t owe nobody an answer for nothin’.

Seriously, Browns fans would trade Haslam for Brown in a heartbeat.

Would he be tragic? I mean, if he had a happy life where he had his little weird quirks while he was doing tech support for Geek Squad, and he just lived how he wanted free of any fucks given, isn’t that a great life?

To Davis’ credit, he is 100% his own man and gives absolutely zero fucks what you, me, or society in general think of him. Must be a great, albeit narcissistically psychotic, way to live.

I guess the NFLPA much prefers Ben Dover to represent their players.

Yes it is more expensive to attend games now, and there is more competition for viewer attention. Fact is LA didn’t embrace football that much for the Rams or Raiders, and it likely won’t this time. It’s a bad gamble for teams that are loved by their home city.

It cracks me up the Rams are so eager to get back to LA. That city didn’t embrace them the last time they were there, and they were bottom three in attendance (source) for the last three years they played there. Even with the ball of crap they field today, they are averaging about 10K more fans per game than they did…

yeah but the water shutoff is a pretty big thing. This may just be a weird quirk of mine, but I don’t really want to spend a day with 100,000 other people without functioning restrooms - there will be giant pools of raw sewage. Of course, that’s essentially what the water events are going to be like, so make it a…

That’s a good point but the counterpoint is that the Patriots and Steelers didn’t do it. It’s like saying “you laugh at me for going out with a toothless one-eyed girl with a mustache but if one of the cool kids dated her you’d think she was beautiful”. Point is, cool kids aren’t going to date her, ever.

Looks like Brady’s chef feeds him bullshit, while feeding him bullshit.

And here I thought only Bills fans reached under their clothes for a pussy during games....

Chip Kelly fired and Pat Shurmur coach of the Eagles? This is the best week 17 Browns fans have ever had...

Last time I brought four bucks to a strip club I made it rain! Okay, it was a light drizzle. You’d think they’d appreciate the $4 but all I got was strange looks. What were we talking about?

Yeah but I’m pretty sure Jerry Jones has skinned a couple of his ex coaches alive and made a suit out of them. Stay woke Jason Garrett!

Psst... That’s the joke....

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

You see, the joke is funny because ex-NFL players’ brains are broken most of the time, and they wind up with dementia and then they commit suicide after losing touch with the world and reality.

I think part of the reason for the overhaul is that a “football move” is often interpreted as “raping someone in the men’s room,” “beating a woman on a pile of guns,” “driving under the influence,” or “murdering”. Many receivers tried to do these things through the medium of interpretive dance, and drew 15 yard…