I think this was a misinterpretation. You see, the Vikings fan was Tom Petty, and he was just concerned the man wasn’t living up to the standards of a US citizen, and wanted to offer advice and help.

I have a transcript of what went down before the fight”

Good point. Maybe Brady needs to clear this up sooner than later.

I’m sure Brady’s teammates would love to know his position on supporting an open racist, just so they know how much effort they should put into blocking angry men of different ethnicities and creeds that mean to do Brady grievous bodily harm.

That’s exactly what happened my wedding night. Weird.

Dude,

RIP...

RIP

EMCC has called a pair of timeouts to force the punt and secure one more first-half possession, leading 48-0

wait, what does Craig James have to do with this?

Google her picture. She’s an old 24. Apparently being raised as a whore from, well, I shudder to think how old, isn’t the best way to look young and vibrant. It’s really amazing how much they give away for such a paltry fee.

I call bullshit. No way Paul Kruger got this close to a quarterback.

Actually those 18 seconds were stolen from the Chargers, who could have countered with an out route or two and a hail Mary to try to get the game back.

Well, I guess a stripper-heavy video is better than a heavy stripper video? #positives

USC definitely appreciates BYU’s missionary position. Also on the schedule: Washington Doggies, Wyoming Cowboys, Butler Bulldogs, the Auburn Spread Eagle, and TCU Horny Frogs.

EXCLUSIVE look at the surveillance footage.

A pineapple would be the best fruit to punt. Good punters can “throw” a football off their foot, and they could do that with a pineapple to be sure. Leaves up for maximum aero effect.

CC was drinking a cup of brown liquid. Are we sure it wasn’t gravy?

“sound smart and tough” is also the base of foreign policy soundbites during these election years (plans for either be damned).

no, that’s not the premise at all