You literally could not do that at this point. If you took the best of the Phillies, Marlins, and Braves based on their current rosters and ran that team in a 162 game schedule they would be lucky to go 76-86. Especially considering that team wouldn’t be able to play the Phillies, Marlins, or Braves at any point in…

The Eagles could still be planning on having Tebow as their third QB this season, and essentially going with a 54 man roster for now. Nobody is picking up Tebow, and everybody knows this, so they can safely hide one additional player until all the cuts shake out and activate him before Week 1. Or Week 2. Or Week 3...

I think the great statesman Brian Bosworth said it best

the lowercase g can be made with a circle for the bottom of the g, a white rectangle to cut off, two circles for the top, and one rectangle for the side. 11 circles, 7 rectangles, 0 anchor points.

I’m not usually pro ISIS but they would round up everyone in this video, and anyone who would like this video, and summarily execute them, so...

First time through: man, that’s stupid.

ARod now must be contemplating how much he sucks. If you’re just booing him, fine, but you go and kill yourself like some sort of Tibetan monk self-immolating, you really make people think. In fact, I’m really deep in thought right now about the suckiness of ARod. ARod is probably thinking to himself “how can I suck…

Who would that freak out? There are 40 team fantasy leagues where you start three quarterbacks where RGIII is still a free agent.

Dude, one of those flags is called “Hardee’s Corps”. I mean, that’s just perfect. Hell, make the whole South one state and call it the Hardee’s Corps. Who says no to that?

Which part of the article was that slappy? Was it this part?

Using Sam Bradford to run the read option is like using a glass hammer to build a house.

That would definitely make sense, but it is still the wrong thing to do. Have the kid mash confidently. As he gets more experienced let him spread the ball around more. But don’t wreck him before he gets there.

It could be a situation where he is trying to strike out less and therefore takes a lot more defensive swings. Guys like Dunn never cared how much they struck out, they realized it was part of the package. Trying not to strikeout, and laying off so many pitches as evident by the high walk rate, really limits the…

I think this sums up perfectly how I feel about this letter

Pretty amazing Pujols continues to hit homers considering all he has had to overcome to get there. No wonder dad is selling out for the ball...

I was in Baltimore at the game when Mike Mussina took the line drive off the face, off the bat of Sandy Alomar. I was sitting behind the first base dugout and the sickening sound of baseball vs. face still haunts me. When he rolled over his face was clearly messed up, it was extremely frightening.

This quote was taken out of context. The “league” RGIII was referring to was the fantasy football league he plays in with Jamarcus Russell, Brady Quinn, Ryan Leaf, Todd Marinovich, Heath Shuler, Joey Harrington, Cade McNown, Rick Mirer, Akili Smith, Tim Tebow, and Johnny Manziel.

This is just the first of many times this year where Northwestern football’s attempts to organize an effective campaign will be killed with a punt.

At first I thought the exception for salamanders was weird - I mean, where are you playing golf that salamanders are creating a problem, and how big can a salamander hole be?

But Chip thinks of all players that way, regardless of race. So... progress?