“Nothing more satisfying than a good burn” - Jay Cutler

If Jay Cutler would occasionally punch a CB maybe they’d think twice about intercepting him so often.

This is exactly the root of the problem. Statistics prove you should never punt. But what NFL coach is going to employ this strategy? You mess up a few times with this in one game (which, statistically you will) and you’ll “blow” a game, meaning the traditional media will crucify you.

Bomb threat at Wrigley? When did the Cubs re-acquire Marmol?

If you’re rioting over MLS, you need to re-evaluate the priorities in your life.

I disagree greatly here. I think the NFL is already in a slow decline. I present the following evidence:

Your picture is of the Little Rascals. An (untrue) urban myth says Bill Cosby bought all of the Little Rascals shorts to prevent them from ever being aired again because he felt them to be racist. Do you feel the racially insensitive overtones of the Little Rascals make it offensive to use them as your picture for…

Is this a setup for another one of those Jeff Gordon in disguise videos? Because I like those, and this is definitely Jeff Gordon in disguise.

One day I’m going to invent a device you attach to your phone. You need to breathe into it to unlock your phone, and it measures your BAC. If you’re over a certain level texting, phone, twitter, email, and facebook all deactivate. I will be very rich and people around the globe will thank me. I will then run for…

DUI, Hit and Run, and Vandalism. Sound like the 49ers’ offensive playbook...

Isn’t the salient legal point here that the NFL, as a private company, can do whatever it wants in terms of running its company and disciplining its employees? In other words, isn’t the entirety of the 457 page report moot?

edit: saw other replay, nevermind....

There is no sum of money you could give me to clean a basement full of actual excrement. I’d quit right there and then.

I think LaTroy Hawkins’ rookie card was a cave painting.

What if Manute’s kid opened a pho restaurant, and it became big enough to sponsor a college football postseason game?

Waterheater got screwed. He dominated, and then they changed the course so range and dryer could catch up, and then range blatantly attacked him in an act so patently unfair Mr. Fuji would blush.

Sorry Mrs. Fredette, your son is pretty good at basketball. I didn’t mean to imply otherwise.

Here’s my guess:

Seriously, “Lose Yourself” as the highlight video music for a guy basically taking a bunch of wide open jumpers off a pass? How about just “Loser” instead?

Great point, considering Jones was the GM for a number of years as well.