I would love to see Belichick have a veritable army transmitting to a control center that uses all available modern technology to help him coach. “Bravo three saw the QB coach scratch his nose, Echo niner picked up the OC putting his hands on his knees. Our behavioral models indicate SPIDER 2 Y BANANA is ON gentlemen!…

Doing a Michael Jackson impression in State College? Yikes.

Better question: if there are phones connecting the sidelines and the box, and they also have headphones to relay information between them, why is texting illegal? Is the NFL on some sort of group texting plan and they want to reduce their charges?

Parsnips Bazingas sounds like a stripper in a really rural area of the south. Or someone you meet on FarmersOnly.com. Or both.

Surprised Florida State missed out on him in the recruiting process...

that isn’t nearly as funny though...

and FIBA Americas championship. But other than that...

hey that’s one more title than Carmello...

ah, one of those “Pluto isn’t a planet” truthers. Please, now tell me how 9-11 was an inside job, how fluoridation helps control our minds, and how vaccinations are killing us.

If I was Orlando’s GM is be on the phones trying to get him back, because that would be hilarious.

Just a quick question

If this is what finally gets CrossFit banned, then Diddy is a hero to the masses.

They are full of potassium and are a great way to start the day!

For the kids, yeah, get me a card. Father’s day, big whoop.

It’s truth in advertising. Sandler and James are saying “we don’t care” with their fashion statement and that likely is a reflection of their performance in that movie. Seriously, have you seen the previews? Would you take a shower to represent that film? No, you shower AFTER representing that film to wash off the…

When you have Guy Fieri as your bullpen coach, things are going to be “off the hook”

Legal question on this:

Seriously, that was so easy you can’t really call it “hacking”. The Astros may as well have put it on www.astros.com if that’s as secure as they were going to be...

Can’t spell Cespedes without cess...