Chupacabra? More like SOUPacabra, amirite?

the crowd thought Smash Mouth was a challenge instead of the name of the band. Honest mistake.

You really think this is the end of the corruption? Blatter was invincible, there’s at least eight digits of cash behind this deal, and I can assure you his successor will be chosen from the inner circle. FIFA has secrets that a lot of people need to keep buried, and this means keeping power with those that are…

Regarding cryogenic freezing...

I think we can all agree that regardless of dimensions, every baseball field should be flat. And there shouldn’t be a big pole in the middle of the field either.

660 yards at 3.1 YPC? You can find that at any community college without the baggage. That’s what Andre Ellington did last year as a 2013 6th round draft pick. Other similar 2014 performers with +/- 20% yards and 3.0-3.4 YPC: Alfred Blue (6th rd 2014), Andre Williams (4th rd 2014), Matt Asiata (UFA ‘11), and Trent…

Tim Donaghy thought his performance was suspiciously awful. Sepp Blatter said Harden brought shame to a proud game. The 1919 White Sox are rolling in their grave...

Set your calendars folks, this is the exact moment when society collapsed.

Why is the Bhutan dragon holding balls? Is he playing bocce? Is he decorating for Christmas? Either way, that’s pretty lame.

Sometimes I dream
That he is me
You’ve got to see that’s how I dream to be
I dream I move, I dream I groove
Like Gronk
If I could Be Like Gronk
Like Gronk
Oh, if I could Be Like Gronk
Be Like Gronk, Be Like Gronk
Again I try
Just need to fly
For just one day if I could
Be that way
I dream I move
I dream I groove
Like…

So, signing a player to a position you expect them to play, and then not having a starting defensive lineman for the year, is not a penalty in any way? That’s the gamble Chicago made and now when the center of their defense is a sieve, they will reap the consequences. Seems fair.

McDonalds, Coke, and Budweiser also commit atrocities in your waistline, to your blood sugar, and in your colon. You should be boycotting them anyway...

Don’t judge, maybe there was a big spider on the ref’s back. GOALIE COULD HAVE JUST SAVED HIS LIFE!

Meals are both an earning and a deduction. Gets a meal credit then has it deducted for some reason the exact same amount. Why even bother?

It is a five-pointed star, which is one of the Blood gang tattoos.

Typical Cleveland luck.

If you look at the video closely, you can see Bazemore did the exact same thing right behind Korver.

Think they can get an umlaut for his jersey now that he has a game-winning playoff goal?

Dear Class of 2015

and people say the era of respectable journalism is dead.