Set your calendars folks, this is the exact moment when society collapsed.

Why is the Bhutan dragon holding balls? Is he playing bocce? Is he decorating for Christmas? Either way, that’s pretty lame.

Sometimes I dream
That he is me
You’ve got to see that’s how I dream to be
I dream I move, I dream I groove
Like Gronk
If I could Be Like Gronk
Like Gronk
Oh, if I could Be Like Gronk
Be Like Gronk, Be Like Gronk
Again I try
Just need to fly
For just one day if I could
Be that way
I dream I move
I dream I groove
Like…

So, signing a player to a position you expect them to play, and then not having a starting defensive lineman for the year, is not a penalty in any way? That’s the gamble Chicago made and now when the center of their defense is a sieve, they will reap the consequences. Seems fair.

McDonalds, Coke, and Budweiser also commit atrocities in your waistline, to your blood sugar, and in your colon. You should be boycotting them anyway...

Don’t judge, maybe there was a big spider on the ref’s back. GOALIE COULD HAVE JUST SAVED HIS LIFE!

Meals are both an earning and a deduction. Gets a meal credit then has it deducted for some reason the exact same amount. Why even bother?

It is a five-pointed star, which is one of the Blood gang tattoos.

Typical Cleveland luck.

If you look at the video closely, you can see Bazemore did the exact same thing right behind Korver.

Think they can get an umlaut for his jersey now that he has a game-winning playoff goal?

Dear Class of 2015

and people say the era of respectable journalism is dead.

Reporter: Has LeBron been like a father to you?

Reporter: Has Obi Wan been like a father to you?

He said “fruit chews, skittles in my car”. He was simply inviting them to share some delicious fruity candy after the game. It was a magnanimous gesture to bury the hatchet.

Just proves Loria is outta tuna with just about everything decent that he would use such a pun...

How most of the world views Robert Kraft’s situation

They would make so much money on these if our founding fathers just had the balls to declare independence seven years earlier...

“That’s weird. A star athlete in Florida doesn’t even get so much as an investigation for a crime he committed, even one as blatant as shooting someone in the face when everyone knows you did it?”