From @ChrisMannixSI

I’ve done some weird things to break slumps before too Andrew #notproud

Where do you exactly find a Spongebob shirt in that size?

Draft pundits claim the players have issues

Jimmy Haslam (after drafting Manziel last year): “Get me someone with a killer instinct, someone who really wants to make the most of his shot in this league, who won’t let anything stand in his way. A mean, win at all costs, cold-blooded man”

I think this is how the Terminator started. Fueled by violent rage at the impossibly bad football team they were programmed to love, the now-sentient machines will seek to destroy humanity.

He’ll be fine as long as he isn’t selected 12th or 19th in the first round. In which case these mysterious ailments will be career ending.

Doesn’t seem like it was a player, it probably came from the broadcast booth. Probably the Sox feed. I’d guess it was...

While playing to empty seats may not be unheard of in Europe, usually as a punishment for destructive or racist soccer fans, this is the first instance I can think of in the big four North American sports. (Please correct me if I’m wrong.)

Agreed. The media is an incredibly powerful entity in whatever form it takes. The publisher has a certain and definitive social responsibility to assure the content of their media outlet - blog, newspaper, television, radio, etc. is consistent with base moral values. The race to provide “scoop” leads to unwarranted…

The internet has greased the skids of the downfall of society by allowing any sociopath to have their words published for mass consumption without the traditional constructs of journalistic integrity and basic decorum.

“I hear you Kelly, just like my junk accidentally falls out of my pants occasionally in front of ladies from Paula Jones to Monica Lewinsky. ACCIDENTS HAPPEN”

Total shame they rushed him up like this.

“But ma’am, you have to help me! I’m desperate and can’t find a job. I need this gig as a parking lot attendant or I’m literally going to have to live on the street with only my college diploma to keep me warm”

The boxer jock has a separate pouch for your junk which feels like you are being gently hugged by a declawed kitten (in a totally non-sexual way). Not that my junk has ever been cradled by a declawed kitten in either a sexual or non-sexual way, mind you.

The boxer jock has a separate pouch for your junk which feels like you are being gently hugged by a declawed kitten…

For Thabo...

What is that giant sinkhole under the stadium?

that reply was cheesy

I was wondering what happened to him. Seemed to fall off the face of the earth after his smash hit “Puttin on the Ritz”. So much promise cut short in his prime.