“But ma’am, you have to help me! I’m desperate and can’t find a job. I need this gig as a parking lot attendant or I’m literally going to have to live on the street with only my college diploma to keep me warm”

The boxer jock has a separate pouch for your junk which feels like you are being gently hugged by a declawed kitten (in a totally non-sexual way). Not that my junk has ever been cradled by a declawed kitten in either a sexual or non-sexual way, mind you.

The boxer jock has a separate pouch for your junk which feels like you are being gently hugged by a declawed kitten…

For Thabo...

What is that giant sinkhole under the stadium?

that reply was cheesy

I was wondering what happened to him. Seemed to fall off the face of the earth after his smash hit “Puttin on the Ritz”. So much promise cut short in his prime.

Mets aren't going to win anyway, and now you're going to be more sober watching them lose. Not so well played Mets fan...

So he got married?

“No, Tiger, Dumbass!” -Roy from Siegfried and Roy

Why are they wearing sports bras?

Cubs are really going full Cub this season, aren’t they?

I don't know about any of this, but I've seen 1/5 of 151 turn a 2 into a 10 quicker than you can say "what the bloody hell am I doing with my life?"

Come on Marchman you and I both know said photo will become the cornerstone of your site for years. You put a real bounty out there the poor bastard in that suit will do it. He wears that shameful suit in ridiculous day heat for pennies. A 25k bounty and you’ve got that photo on your site before the Cubs are…

What do I get if I get you a photo of Clark the Cub pissing in a cup?

And suddenly Vince Neil has become Robert Irsay.

No no no... I don't look anything like Alexander

That response was laugh out loud funny, on steroids, which I guess makes it StanozoLOL.

It always winds up me owing people money. Can I just pay the usual way (2:46)?

Initially, I contended only the following: