You're eating the paperclip, not brothing it. When you put in highly concentrated HCl steel will definitely break down.

um, what exactly do you think they make steel out of?

“Sloppy drunk and not fitting of BGSU representation”

Hopefully for Maradona the blue aliens won't have arms, like the dummy, because his defense is atrocious.

Can I just take this as an opportunity to do a PSA that under no circumstances should men do botox? You look like a weird cat Vince.

my milkshake brings the boys to the yard....

Is the security guard sniffing him? And if so is that for security reasons or for his own sick pleasure?

Coach K is merely Darth Vader. He learned how to be hateable from his mentor, Emporer Palpatine himself, Bobby Knight. You can't with any integrity say Coach K, or any other coach in any sport ever, is more hated than Knight.

Scouts?

In other testimony, when asked if she disposed of Hernandez' gun, she replied "no way I tell you that. He shot the last guy who threatened to go to the cops on him - I know, I threw away the gun. No way I answer that."

I don't get why so many people hate her

Oregon actually isn't in the top 20 states by "whiteness". It's pretty white, but it's not Maine white. Or even Wisconsin white.

Craig James kills five hookers, and nobody sheds a tear, but one little controversial goaltending call...

Zot zot!

So apparently covering the NFL has long-term detrimental effects to your brain, almost as much as playing in it...

Put a big red dodgeball in your hands and instant smile happens. The big red ball is the best thing ever. You need to edit this immediately.

Jameis Winston and Ben Roethlisberger think this is inappropriate.

Too bad for Browns fans the dumpster across the street from his apartment didn't spontaneously catch on fire...

Ironically, that's a summary of my last 17 posts on Deadspin...

"Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no