What, you expect anything Derek Rose related to last more than a couple of consecutive nights?

He claims they weren't dating, but it seems

Sounds like someone is going to get a five minute major high sticking tonight...

"I don't understand him pulling out"

Dude, what were you thinking? I mean, honey makes an awful lube.

Actually my team changes schedule whenever we want after we agree on what is best for the week/month/season. It has no relation to the DST thing - we define "winter" and "summer" how we please. The numbers on the clock are irrelevant.

You know, each corporation can, in fact, set their own hours, should they so choose. My team works 7 to 3 in the summer so they can enjoy the nice days after work. We work 9 to 5 in the winter because, fuck winter, it sucks anyway and you're just going home to hide from it, may as well sleep in. Plus, changing hours…

"Swapping McCoy for Gore suggests Chip Kelly is definitely racist, but I think it's against the Irish, because kelly thinks McCoy is Irish."

Actually, by assuming "bitches" is "women" you're helping to promote a negative stereotype yourself. The root etymology is canine, female yes, but the slang root means you're insulting someone's humanity, meaning they are a dog that serves you or that you can push around in a subhuman way. While often laced at women…

After the whole dress thing, the Pirates were originally going to say it was a red and white Phillies hat, and it's pretty obvious Philly fans support ISIS

I'm pretty sure there's been LSD in the Cubs' water cooler since around 1909. The program cover is accurate.

Trent Richardson is a terrible running back. The amazing thing here is that the Browns drafted him #3 overall (as a running back - who does that?), somehow got the Colts #1 pick for him, and turned that into a worse player - Johnny Manziel - who not only is a terrible football player, but he's a terrible person and a…

Holly Rowe:Chris Farley in drag

I do travel a lot on Wednesdays...

snow, icy, furries, frigid, cold, cold, cold.

"One of you guys get it, and, like, throw it to one of the other guys, and then you throw it to someone else, and then shoot"

Apparently her parents had a proclivity for naming kids after burnt-out midwestern towns, to which her sisters Peoria, Madison, and Lansing, and her brothers Gary and Davenport, can attest.

Right after she falls asleep and you can finally be alone with your iPad, just like any other night.

Little known fact: Goodell's salary is 100% comprised of monies from fines and salary from games lost due to suspension. The Rog extends a heartfelt thanks to Darryl Washington, Aldon Smith, Robert Mathis, Haloti Ngata, and all of the 235 players who contributed to his salary this year.

Gosh, thinly veiled attempts at humanity crusting over a prolific money-making scheme? This doesn't sound at all like something the NFL would support...