Before the trial I didn't think his defense had a leg to stand on. I'm completely stumped as to how he, essentially, got away with murder.

Good Gourd that was bad.

I can totally see how, reading this, that a major league athlete would want to insert his penis into this woman. I mean, she's got it all:

hey just because you're a particular race doesn't mean you can't be racist against it. Case in point: Ben Shelly

Serious question: why does Snyder even try? List of reasons not to try:

The correct amount of pumpkin to add to Cincinnati chili is one cup of arsenic. Serve to anyone who thinks pumpkin Cincinnati chili is a good idea, to serve as chlorine for the gene pool.

let it be a lesson to all—"lol #Holocaust" is probably just not a combination of characters you want to be involved with.

Willis explained he innocently took the cleats, but then Mornhinweg got right in his face and said

If you look carefully you can see Saban touching the kid like the Reaper (to whom he sold his mortal soul), and the life then quickly, permanently, and violently exits the kid.

Per these photos the story should be "how to talk to men apparently more interested in sports than sex" which applies to exactly no man btw. Just bad, bad, bad.

I thought Baltimore already ejected the blimp yesterday

No no no. There is no grey area or room for dispute: turkey bacon is an abomination.

Innocent mistake. Sweet Caroline came on the sound system, and he just, well, went with it

actually it was the shithead (in the Gore jersey) that hit the fan in this video. Unless someone crapped on him when he was unconscious (which totally would have happened in Oakland) in which case the shit truly would have hit the fan.

Yeah, we've seen this all before. Chipotle moves in under the guise of eliminating Taco Bell and the W.A.D., no real plan of turning the region over to local healthy food exists, and suddenly Chipotle pulls out too early and then White Castle runs amok. By then it is too late. Too late.

Thankfully for everyone the use of Taco Bell in such warfare is clearly and cleanly excluded

Yes, but in said treaty Weapons of Ass Destruction were clearly prohibited.

Mascots are actually more harmful to the world than Ebola. Fuck mascots.

The funny thing is at halftime the announcers, as if they were forced to do such, were calling for Hoyer's backup (some guy named Johnny nobody seems to remember right about now). The announcers have called for Hoyer's benching every game this season. And the offense isn't at all a problem.

so what you're saying is she's a witch, right?