Is the Redskins' "other" a Native American, because if so, he must be honored to be the mascot, er, symbolic leader of the team.

Take that all you who say kickers aren't real football players!

In related news, I went to Panda Express the other day to get some fresh Panda meat an all they had on the menu was generic non-Panda rodent.

His teeth frighten me almost as much as the lies that emanate from them. I think he wants to eat my soul.

The urban dictionary entry for munging is Paul Deen's Cincinnati chili recipe.

"So a country's most revered athletes make babies cry to get them closer to God and allow them to be better and stronger citizens? Makes sense to me"

what a disgraceful performance by Philly's fans. I remember a day when guys in Philadelphia knew how to throw a punch, but now these "tough guys" are doing nothing more than, in effect, a gentile shove with a closed fist. You expect to hurt a guy with that wussy-ass punch? Shameful Philadelphia, I thought you were…

Why would this be hard to believe? The media has been eating his ass all year.

Sexy Rexy is a good name when you are an NBA star, nlt so good when in prison

it is decidedly within engineering tolerances

I gave you a star for the math, because, math.

1.The shit that comes out of the tap

Tony Gonzalez: First-ballot unanimous HOF when he retires

My thoughts...

Since there was no video, Roger Goodell issued a two-game suspension for everyone. The guns and brass knuckles deeply regret the role they played in the affair.

I might develop into the kind of egotistical shitstain that so many of them can't seem to help being. That would suck a lot.

1) The players aren't all bad citizens, the NFL just doesn't care if they are or aren't.

The NFL is evil and full of shit. They don't care their players are bad citizens; they don't care their game kills the players slowly, painfully, and certainly; they don't care they gouge their working-class fans for $10 beers, ever escalating ticket pricing, ever-escalating obscene cable contracts, and a…

In King's and the NFL's defense, this is the video the NFL actually saw. It was easy to think it was Rice and his fiancee (despite it being four people and a wrestling ring instead of an elevator), and explains the light punishment and how she could be unconscious without malice on his part.