But... but... the NFL does care about women. Look at the pink! They wear that for women!

One foot two and 235 pounds? What is he made of, pure lead? And he can leap like that for a high five? Pretty impressive leg strength there...

Here's how I envision the meeting with the "educators" at that school went:

Anyone know how their stomachs reacted to drinking this?

He didn't really try that hard. Swing halfway through the windup and you've got it.

Well, his job is to evaluate talent. Motero is fat and lazy. Sounds like the scout did his job.

There's no fucking excuse to assfucking use grafuckingtuitious profuckingfanity, especially when trying to horsefucking mold fine fuckwad young motherfuckers like Brown into cuntfucking pillars of sofuckingciety. Sarfuckingkisfuckingian should be fistfucking ashamed of his assfucking self.

Ohio Student: Oh man, this is so embarrassing! We're much more shameful than this chart leads on! Our reputation is ruined! RUINED!

"overall 'ick' factor" factored into a graph as if it is an objective data point. That's some fancy sciencing there!

Funny how this headline appeared in two stories on the Kinja network today...

Didn't they always have the judgment ability under "personal conduct policy" to basically do whatever they wanted here?

the clear answer is that Shaw is Batman, and nobody wants to reveal his secret identity. Nothing else makes sense.

Did you forget Jurassic Park was now a primetime series? Bosh was nominated for his role as a velociraptor.

Neither do I

I don't see the big deal

After the Auburn game Saturday, this will be the headline

Why is this a bad system? You prefer the NBA where there are three teams that have a chance after loading up on all the superstars? Or the MLB system?

RT @JamesFoley Taylor Swift got everyone like this when you really listen to her lyrics

Um, the trade hasn't been officially announced, so it isn't officially "official" yet. Minnesota is just promoting it as if it is done, since it's been done for weeks.

Race cars, technically, are meant to fly. Why do you think they have wings on the tail and nose?