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stripping in Myrtle Brach? That's weird...

That was the worst explanation of anything since Donald Sterling tried to explain his voicemail. I now know less about the selection process...

It's a big freaking plate of broccoli.

Looks like there were 17 people there per the tab. If you get out of Ruth's Chris for about $100 a person, you're doing well. Also, the wine was certainly not off the chart expensive - I bet the likes of Mark Davis found it quite "pedestrian" compared to what is undoubtedly in his cellar. Magnificat and Jordan are

Ironically when he tweeted the photo, he left his facebook page open in the tabs so you could see the name of the "Anonymous" guy who tweeted the photo. not sure that was smart.

Just a suggestion Mr. Nathan:

Walking on a nude beach in Nantucket this morning. Reminded me of the poem about the man from Nantucket.

Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Robin Williams?"

It would have been a stretch to be sure.

The Skank on the Grassy Knoll theory - I like it. Hey, I wonder if they were in Daley Plaza...

I've got another version which may be a little more credible:

Maybe she should catch for the Tigers, because Alex Avilia hasn't got a ball from Verlander in about six starts now, as they are generally hit hard before they get to him.

That was in West Virginia. The sheep have learned they need to run fast there.

Puig was outside the baseline, but the catcher was blocking the plate. Baseball rule 86-75-309(j) says they must settle such a situation in battle using frozen mackerel as weapons and wearing only loincloths made of skirt steak. Instead of invoking this rule, though, the ump just let them play, and I think that was

that's not bad. not bad at all.

There's a Jay Cutler - Joe Flacco joke somewhere here I can't quite put together...

headline fixed

I'm pretty sure if that tanning bed could talk it would beg for a swift and merciful death.

dangit!