It's also an awful lot for two months of Cespedes

The difference between this video and the Dukes of Hazzard is the 01 is on the outside of the General Lee

Finally, someone really combined "fantasy" and "football"!

it was "pretty clear" it was a trapped ball but not totally conclusive. Where is the webbing of the glove? Is it under the ball? Is the glove under the ball buried in the grass so it appears the ball is in the grass, but technically in the glove? Totally possible. There is not the obvious bounce of a trap, and the…

Air traffic controllers have a limit of 50ng/ml

It's all a misinterpretation. He drug his fiancee four yards out of the elevator as a conditioning drill to improve on his sub-3 YPC 2013. See, team cancers like Johnny Manziel go to vegas and party, but Rice is always improving, even working in the casino itself, which is why he's a champion who is cheered loudly.…

For the first 27 minutes of the game one dude just held onto the ball all by himself. I think they call that guy "Stephon Marbury"

Here's what it looks like combed straight down. You're not fooling anyone Nick Rose

Pictured: Tucker's "one" beer

there has to be another more reasonable explanation. Like spinach. Worked for Popeye - you see the biceps on that dude? Minus. Then, the spinach, and WAM plus power.

Palmeiro has "minus" power but then suddenly had "plus" power? That's strange...

"how long will it last?"

If he said it, he believes it. Why apologize? Now you're a liar and a misogynist, Stephen A. Smith, on top of being a blowhard and an idiot.

I couldn't give less OR fewer fucks about this.

This isn't funny anymore. Dammit Titus, way to take a good meme too far...

Seriously, fuck Derek Jeter.

Can you pay someone $23 more dollars to give a readable synopsis of the readable synopsis?

The Blues Brothers sang in Sweet Home Chicago "Six and three is nine, Nine and nine is eighteen, Look there, brother, baby and, You'll see what I seen". But this weekend the Chicago math was Nine and fourty-five and three fifty seven is eighty two and 16, wounded and dead. Now that is singin' the blues.

I doubt there is much of a market for the Home Run Derby on the radio. You could just listen to the Motörhead Pandora station and pretend it is the play by play.

Does it really cost over $230 a seat, and up to $1200 a seat, just to watch the Home Run Derby? I guess it shows the lengths people go to not to hear Chris Berman yammer through the thing...