(psst, that was sarcasm - I, along with many sports fans, think if something exciting happens you should be able to be happy about it)

That excessive celebration is totally a 15 yard penalty, fine, and probably a suspension in the NFL.

How do they use the bathroom? There's no solution that doesn't involve it getting pretty ripe in there.

I thought this was going to be how this kind of looks like "SHITTER". Which is where the Heat franchise will be in 2014-15

sad that the mass genocide of a people has become a "joke" but it is the perfect reductio ad absurdum for Snyder's callous and racist attitude to be sure.

In other news, Dan Snyder will be giving free blankets to a "substantial majority" of the native American population.

In the Drone Wars, it's Kings 1, Presidents 0

He needs to hit one so hard to center it demolishes that garish piece of shit once and for all ala the Natural

Getting buggered and then boogered. Not a good day for Ronaldo.

Having LeBron on a team for a number of years leaves the same effect strip mining does on a field. Look at how absolutely decimated the Cavs were when he left despite being a perennial contender prior. Had to rebuild every player (save Anderson Varejao) in order just to, well, they're still rebuilding actually after…

That stinks Pepe. It's Le Pew.

The truth has always been an affirmative defense for slander....

For one, there are often times when it's good to lose, like when tanking for a draft pick; You don't want to provide incentives for any team to strive for middle-of-the-pack.

I think this is what he had in mind

You're too stupid to merit me engaging you in any sort of banter here.

If you crash your golf cart head first full speed into a wall, that's just Darwin at work.

You want to run STD smak from Baltimore? Okay, let's just look at the map of STD rates in America

The Ray Lewis of dogs? Means he barks a bunch of nonsense constantly? Or how he jumps on the pile at the end of a play to pad his stats, and then struts about as if he was a crack-addled chicken who just cured cancer?

I'd hate to be the team that blows this one. Real choke job to be sure to have your opponent lick you like that.

If I ever earn the right to be called something half as awesome as "Hulk" and to be commonly known as that worldwide, I would have exceeded every life goal I have set for myself.