It is pretty ridiculous to think a professional football team would even consider putting a big ridiculous cat face on a hideously designed uniform. they should have known it was a joke then
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But the Mets may deserve a big old asterisk next to their record, because they have Bartolo Colon on their roster
Catcher: Give him the high hard one <holds down one finger>
The wife bought Sunny D, not Capri Sun, sorry. I know, everyone hates that shit - she had a coupon, figured the kids wouldn't know the difference. Yeah, you tell that to the mutinous 3 foot tall mob in cleats outside my door!
Thankfully the completely non-racist Shelly Sterling who is completely not at all in cahoots with the evil racist Donald Sterling is now in charge and we can totally get off our high horses knowing that our moral outrage has been fulfilled! Good job everyone - juice boxes and oranges in the cooler!
with what garden tool?
The initial confusion was from Donald Sterling, who just frankly assumed Parsons played basketball, because, you know...
If they keep boning him like this, he's going to start drinking heavily and then be...
Gotta admire the marketing whiz who came up with the "beverage cooler" take.
Declaring Montreal's bagels superior to New York's would force the mayor of New York to lie, and we know that's never happened. ever in the history of the city. Could be quite the conundrum to upset the dignity of the office like that.
start the reactor....
Nice celebration, but you're still down 61-3. Typical me-first cricket thuggery...
Those outfits are the cat's pajamas. And that's not a compliment.
shouldn't that be three balls and a strike (two and one if it were John Kruk)?
Did anyone else throw up in their mouth a little when they saw the name "Oral Hillary"?
Let's be honest here, we all clicked this article to see who watched more porn. I'm sadly disappointed.
Such a sweet old lady.
Something to consider: In the time since the song was released, Jay Z may have solved one of his problems, and now he's back to 99 again.