As a Korean-American, you should know that "gooks" are Vietnamese. If you wanted to target Koreans specifically, you should have chosen "buckethead" or "kink", or if you wanted just a generic slur you could have gone with something like "slope".

"This Dan Snyder fellow doesn't do PR very well and it makes him seem kind of unlikeable"

It is coming for my soul. I am very afraid.

Calipari: "I've got five coeds coming to my hotel room after the game. You beat me you can have two."

Yeah, all that, plus... Nevada - Stanford, right? And maybe Louisiana is pulling for the Cardinal too, who knows. You can safely assume CA is rooting for UCLA and CT for UConn, but the colors are identical. Kansas is Kentucky, right? Maybe? I can't even fathom a guess what New Mexico is, unless that is Stanford and…

I like the way about four of the colors chosen were completely indistinguishable from each other. That made it easy to understand what was going on.

In related news, Fortune calls grape Mad Dog 20/20 the 11th greatest liter in the world.

If you listen close enough you can hear lebron whimpering for an offensive foul call.

I'm writing in Bamboo Dong for every matchup. How dare she remove herself from the contest!

That guy may have saved the police officer's life by talking to him or her. - it looks like the officer may have heading down the stairs before the guy asked them a question

So telling someone to shoot themselves is okay, yet using a word correctly (though disagreeable to you) is inexcusable?

Thanks for letting me know who I am, appreciated! The only slight tweak I'd have to your assessment of me is, well, everything, because you're flat out fucking wrong.

You're just flat out wrong. It isn't a metaphor, it is a proper definition of the term. Though the word "rape" certainly invokes the horrible context of sexual assault, there is a very well used definition of it which means exactly as stated above. Energy companies "rape" the land of resources every day, e.g..…

"rape" doesn't mean sexual assault necessarily. Via dictionary.com, the 4th definition states "rape" is "an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation"

Pictured: FIFA member meeting after all the corrupt ones get booted

The results aren't a surprise—this country was built on unpaid labor.

Nice to see the klan is getting more progressive and allowing Asians into their ranks. Because white supremacy shouldn't be just for the whites.

Measure him when he's on the ground after a dunk. He should be 60% of the way to the rim if he's on a 10 foot rim, and 67% if on a 9. My rough calculations using a piece of paper on my monitor seem to have it check out.

Someone married this filthy unrepentant harlot and attention whore, and allowed her to progenate, meaning yet another unloved spoiled rich child will be born who will further grease the skids of the destruction of society until we have a social apocalypse that may or may not usher in the collapse of civilization as we…

They then tried that with Marv Albert's hair, and it bit one of them.