Gotta give the kid credit, took a lot of balls to post a picture of his deformity on Reddit.

"I want some help to please myself" lamented Kurt Cobain in "Polly", shortly before he blew the back of his head out all by himself.

"I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks" sang Kurt Cobain, shortly before becoming permanently locked inside a coffin-shaped box after he shot himself.

"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido" sang Kurt Cobain, about four things you can kill with a shotgun. Cobain successfully killed his libido when he put a shotgun in his mouth in the 1990s.

Exactly. Virginia and Memphis are so bad that Cincinnati wins that game, only to face Cincinnati, and you know that any good Cincy vs. the 'nati game is so bad that Villanova wins it.

You'd think they would want to protect that ability to plunder and to pillage by at least attempting to seem above the board, lest all the individual national governing bodies try to displace them (longshot, sure, but a real risk if they are seen as too corrupt). Then again, as long as they show a kayfabe of…

I think it is important to remember history to know this may not be as racist as we think...

The thing that is stunning is not that there was bribery and corruption, but how overtly it was done. No briefcase of unmarked bills or surreptitious transfers through third parties not overtly connected to the principals, no, the briber wrote a fucking check with essentially "BRIBE" in the notes to the bribee. That's…

You need to predict the winners of 63 different games, but only 32 teams win a game in the NCAA tournament. Therefore, you simply take the odds of the 32 getting to the level where they bow out, or in Arizona's case, that of them winning the title, and multiply them together. You have a team bow out of the tournament…

It seems as if logic is M.I.A. in the NFL.

Okay, take these odds as the "real" odds of a team winning the game.

Hypothetical situation:

"I find it vile that Musburger's sexual perversions are on display for all to see, unfairly distracting from the sporting event that he covers."

Why does Harvard get an @?

I aimed low, and undershot.

Yeah, a wristwatch will be the least of Pistorius' problems when he becomes some Bubba's fist-watch...

Ironic because the Big Mac is the Sixers of food - used to be legendary, now is just total crap.

It's all overblown. Warthen said "I can't figure out what to put on my wedding registry. I need a good china man who can tell the difference between a Wedgewood and a Royal Daulton. Maybe you can help me Cutler?"

The answer to the old joke "what's the difference between your mom and a taxi?" used to be "nobody ever rubbed their genitals against a taxi and whipped it with a belt". Now, the joke doesn't work anymore.

Some really good punching technique in there. The uppercuts were particularly brutal and a fresh addition - these guys really have polished their craft.