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"Act like you've been there before"

Yeah, but pick sixes from their QB aren't really the type of scoring they want in Cleveland...

This evidence seems conflicting. I bet it stumps the jury...

Well it is better than the original plan, which was to pay homage to the team name and cover the uniform with submissions from RateMyPoo.com

You can't spell "Arsenal" without "Arse". And gay means happy. The sign is so clever they should *give* Bayern £50K

Is anyone doing anything correctly in that picture?

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Grammar is no laughing matter Mr. Kalaf. Someone could have died with your careless mistake! It is the duty of us, the commenters, to rebuke you as harshly and as quickly as possible so nobody gets hurt. Think of the children! Think of the children...

that's 4.9 billion pennies. In weight, that's about 1/3 of a battleship.

Sorry Mrs. Brodeur, I didn't mean to disparage your son's whole career. He does stop *almost* 90 percent of the shots he sees, kind of like a sieve stops 90 percent of the stuff you dump into it. It was a compliment, ma'am!

I hear the Devils are

So his second career is a hobo?

Yes, weed should be legalized IN Wisconsin 90%

Irony definition:

It is ironic they use the same font as 24, because that's the number of players the Bucs are away from contending.

The women Spaceys all look like Hilary Clinton

Indians fans have to feel good they have a closer that can nail the Best Makeup and Hairstyling category.

"A Modell acting like a Dick? Wow, that's new."