Dick Vitale finds a new place to hang out and suddenly there are questionable killings of immigrants? Hmmm.....

that is much less delicious-looking, and much more nightmare-inducing, than the traditional sea variety of lobster...

Am I a grumpy old man for neither knowing nor caring what the fuck a "Da Brat" is?

Staring Klay Thompson as the global economy, and Kyle Singler as Detroit.

The license plate said FRESH and there were dice in the mirror

Nothing a couple of gallons of booze and some loose women won't fix

Jankovic's face looks like a manatee

"...old-ass..." which is later revealed to be "...35-year-old..."

Starring Elmer Fudd as Arnold Schwarzenegger

Still legally drunk at 3:45 PM from partying the night before? That's strong.

You rang?

Is it me or does Lauer look like he's homeless?

Are there any NFL teams deemed "toxic" by the players that you wouldn't want to sign with?

It is right to laugh at the premise of this article because there is no way a Raven who committed such a heinous act could ever get back into the hearts of the American public

True story: when I was in college, a good corn-fed midwestern farm girl was menu planning for an event, and suggested Chicken Cordon Bleu (which is chicken, cheese, and ham, of course). A Jewish student suggested she change it because it wasn't Kosher, and the Jewish students attending wouldn't be able to eat. She…

Turkey bacon is like the bronze medal of bacon, at best. Regular bacon is the gold medal of bacon. You work hard for bacon and dream of bacon your whole life. If someone gives you Canadian bacon, eh, it's close and still delicious - that's the silver medal of bacon, but it isn't bacon and kind of leaves you lacking.…

Kind of a rough draw for the US. When you have to endure a whole game of brutal Czechs in the first round, that can really wear you down.

And NSFW here means Not Stimulating For Wanking, right?

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